Rip Haywire

Rip Haywire is a soldier of fortune, a contemporary adventure hero in the classic mold: a brave, square-jawed man of honor who lives for danger. He’s also a bit of a lug. Accompanied on random adventures by his cowardly dog TNT and his venomous ex-girlfriend Cobra, Rip tracks down lost treasure, takes down madmen and takes on any job that promises heart-pounding action, peril and intrigue! And, of course, cash. For Rip Haywire and his pals, every adventure can turn into a surf-and-turf platter of nonstop trouble — or it can just deal with the everyday hazards of a life lived to the max. Rip Haywire is an action-packed, silly send-up of the adventure comic strip that takes readers on a roller-coaster ride across the globe and shows how even studly mercenaries get yelled at by their mothers.

Recently, Rip and Co. (ex-girlfriend Cobra, Cowardly dog sidekick TNT, and orphaned ward R.J.) work for the Top Secret agency G.U.N.S whose cases include the evil axis known as SKULL (owned and operated by Rip’s Mommy!) G.U.N.S also takes down vampires, and ghouls who threaten civilization as we know it. Can Rip and Co. handle the job? we’ll find out!